Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.

Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."

by dj_ordje March 29, 2021

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Optical manure

When you have a shitty outlook om life in general.

Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.

by moondragon1974 November 11, 2022

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Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 03, 2017

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When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats

I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again

by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024

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If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 06, 2009

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Being to fucking good at cod aka ant but is still in optic at the same time

Put me in faze and call me optic nipple

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When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

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