Montreal Cacachiens

referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)

*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo

habs losing (more then 10 games straight)

another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck

by MagnaBad December 14, 2021

Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 11, 2024

Montreal Fan

Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved

“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan

by StreakJK November 27, 2020

Montreal's pantless metrothon

An event that took place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people gathered at Mont Royal metro station and from there took the metro, as the name implies, pantless.

If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon, or a similar event, don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2015

Montreal's revenge

Noun - diarrhea specifically caused by eating the Quebecois dish poutine; a play on Montezuma's revenge

I knew I shouldn't have had poutine for lunch - headed to the can again for another round of Montreal's revenge.

by Visually Violated March 30, 2022