october 26

national dumb bitch awareness day.

friend 1: what day is it?
friend 2: october 26!
friend 1: omg national dumb bitch awareness day

by b0b r0ss October 26, 2019

October 26

On October 26 there are 60 days left till Christmas

Tom: what’s today

Bill: October 26 which means 60 days left till Christmas

Tom: hell yah

by October 26. October 26, 2019

October 26

A beautiful young man, who will get the girls in a snap!

Look how many girls she has! Probably is born on October 26

by Lilliane2468 October 29, 2019

October 26

October 26 scream out your crush name at loud.

My crush is October 26!!!!

by Mrs.worldwidehandsome October 24, 2019

October 26

National flash a titty for a pizza boy day

It’s October 26th time to flash a titty

by Loubigd October 26, 2020

October 26

international sub to captain shire day

its international on October 26 oh yeah yeah

by great supine inprotoplasmic October 25, 2019

October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020