a guy that is extremely hot and loves dateing blondes. girls want him but he rejects those he likes knowing his heart could be broken. Noah is a lax bro and rocks them nike air maxs and high nike black socks. he is a typical lax bro but non lax bros like him to. Noah uses all the lax bro terms and is a rich kid. overall noah is a chill guy.
by dictinonarydude November 24, 2011

To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
by gsdlhdfiodksdhkl July 16, 2008

A MOTHER FUCKING GAY WAD THAT WHEN SCANNED WITH THE GAY-O-METER 6000 WILL CORRUPT THE DATA AND EXPLODE
NOAH WHY ARE YOU SO GAY
Noah: I'm NoT gAy YoU aRe
Not even 5 seconds later
Noah: HeY yOu CoMiNg To ThE dUnGeOnS aNd DrAgOnS cLuB tOdAy
Noah: I'm NoT gAy YoU aRe
Not even 5 seconds later
Noah: HeY yOu CoMiNg To ThE dUnGeOnS aNd DrAgOnS cLuB tOdAy
by Slegemask March 22, 2019
