Nasty Nellie

The most extreme, brutal sex act known to humankind. It starts with 8 men filling every hole in a woman's body with shit and piss, then 4 men quadruple-penetrate her as she pisses, shits, and has a period, while she jerks off a guy with each hand and blows two guys at once. When all the men have busted, the woman then vomits into each man's mouth. Finally, all bodily fluids are mixed together in a huge pot and made into a soup.

I tried a nasty Nellie yesterday. I even saved some of the soup. You should try it, it's great.

by Jeb Kerman April 19, 2018

A Nellie

To give someone a hand job or jerk someone off on the back of a school bus under a blanket.

She totally gave Mike a Nellie on the band trip!

by MilkyToast September 20, 2019

Nagging Nellie

Someone who persistently nags or finds fault with others in an annoying and bitchy manner.

I want you to get a job! (stated over and over again) Nagging Nellie

by cwmds May 31, 2023

Natty Nellie

To be natty; nattted; natch; the opposite of roided

A man who's muscles are big on the inside too

"Don't be a Natty Nellie - shoot up with us" "No, drugs are wrong"

"Bro, you've worked hard, and earned your muscles" "Aw shucks" "I dub thee a Natty Nellie"

by Natch Nelson April 3, 2024

Nutsack Nellie

Someone that immediately gets under your skin, takes no responsibility and is immature.

Karen is such a nutsack Nellie, she can’t do anything for herself

by Chritsta415 July 6, 2024

a Dame Nellie

a blowjob used for medical purposes. Supposedly used by Dame Nellie Melba to lubricate her vocal chords before a performance

A: I've got a bit of a sore throat.
B: I guess a Dame Nellie is out of the question then...

by ZeRoberto August 16, 2016

Mrs. Nellie Murphy

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.

Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.

by mungbean toast December 7, 2022