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muffin

Another way of saying a male genitals; censored version; slang/code for whenever you need to say the word
-"Omg, I heard that this person's muffin is huge!"
-"really? I heard his muffin was really tiny!"
by Dictionary_dude(?) December 3, 2020
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the lawn at the show was full of muffins
by Bones August 13, 2003
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Muffin

|verb|
When a giant fart (the muffin) is released from the oven (your butt) and served in a tray (your cupped hand) and served to friends, family, and co workers.

**Warning** Don't over cook the muffin or it may contain chocolate chips (not pleasent)
Dude 1: hey what's up man?

Dude 2: not much just bakin a muffin.

Dude 1: What?

(muffin is served)

Dude 1: Omg WTF did that shit have chocolate chips!!!!
by This line is blank July 26, 2009
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word to describe the vaginal region of a woman's anatomy.
I really want your muffin.
by Chakita Banana May 18, 2004
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The best thing ever. Seriously. You know your mom? She'll bang a muffin. They are that good. Get some muffins, eat them, and come back, and you'll see why. Made from bread and anything else you can put in them. ANYTHING. Blueberry is normal, but you can have apple, cherry (yasrs), chocolate chips, small children, cinnamon, cookie bits, anything. Anyone who uses it for slang in a negative/sexual way cannot come up with anything else, as a muffin is better than sex and heaven combined.
Guy: Oh man this muffin is so delicious. Girl: Eww, that's disgusting. Guy: Whatever. Why do I hang out with you, muffin hater? Girl: I... I have no other friends...
by GFantasy October 5, 2009
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a, or pertaining to, an enormous yet perfectly shaped butt,
a beautiful ass, a badonkadonk, somethin you can set your mug on, requires the use of apple bottom jeans, high quality ass, junk in the trunk
Damn yo, check out the muffin on that girl!
I'd like to take a bite outta that muffin!
Thas one scrumptious lookin muffin!
Is that buttgirl? She got one nice ass muffin!
by Butt Master12 November 28, 2009
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a chick who likes to flirt and lead you on but never gives it up...
"dude i have been spiting game wit kelsey and i think im gonna get some tonight"

"No your not she is such a muffin!"
by D-crunkk$undisputed August 2, 2009
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