midnight mass

For all the bad Catholics out there who only go to mass on midnight Christmas Day because they skipped every Sunday mass prior. The church is usually packed out to capacity.
"When was the last time you went to church"
"It doesn't matter. I'll make it up by going to midnight mass"
by KyleReese April 09, 2009
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Midnight Banana

Few know the true definition of the 'midnight banana' but thats probably because one does not truely exist... for this reason midnight banana has become a filler for any unknown or unnamed sexual acts in existence, midnight banana has both the least and the most meaning this world has ever seen.
When David passed out at the party, everyone gave him a midnight banana, the next morning his throat was sore.
by Legpouncer April 28, 2006
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Midnight Shopping

When a person goes to old, abandoned houses at night and finds antiques or other items and takes them home as av"souvenir ".
Look at this amazing antique record player my friend, Paul, found when he was out midnight shopping.
by Weird Gonzo May 13, 2022
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midnight caucus

A term to describe groups of hardworking employees, particularly those working in the legislative realm. This is a play on the use of the term "caucus" to reference other legislative subgroups, such as the Legislative Black Caucus, Latino Caucus, Education Caucus, or Downstate Caucus.
Legislative Staffer A: Are you ready to go home yet?

Legislative Staffer B: Not yet. The midnight caucus isn't quite ready to adjourn.
by Springfield Staffer February 25, 2010
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Midnight Bozo

Someone who is disappointed they were born in the u-s-of a (not native American )
by cornyshat November 17, 2020
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Midnight shit

When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.
Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME

Guy: shit you're a champ
by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020
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Midnight Mike

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.
girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face
by lawl... December 23, 2011
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