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sexualgraphic memory

It is similar to Photographic Memory but the difference is that this only works when you see something Erotic/Sexual. I.E. your girlfriend in the new set of panties you got her. Or seeing that man you want to have and just saw him naked.
Alex: So how did your girl like the new stuff you got her?
Les: She loved it! She did a little modeling show for me. My Sexualgraphic memory kicked in and that’s all I can see now when I close my eyes.
Alex: Nice!
by canine August 5, 2008
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goldfish memory

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.
guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago
by christian_cain January 30, 2008
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Memory Card

When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.
When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.
by ts15210 January 21, 2010
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milky memory

A past memory that causes severe twitching and gagging due to how utterly awkward the memory has become in the person's mind. Those memories are most likely associated to an ex-lover who is such an ass hole their previous actions enduce the milk of the memory.
Ahh, milky memory, milky memory! *gag*

Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!
by Whythehellnot. March 2, 2010
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Memory Enhancer

A pad of paper and a sharpened #2 pencil.
BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.
by Bullshitzer June 24, 2010
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Memory Douche

The act of doucheing the memory of a nasty Gina.
Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!

Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010
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skipping memory

when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.
"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f
by perch1987654321 August 14, 2007
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