Mailbox Tripping

When driving at night and mistaking a mailbox for something else.

Person A: Don't hit that crazy lady standing on the side of the road.
Person B: Dude, calm down. Your just mailbox tripping.

by subwayfreshfit September 23, 2010

Junk mailbox

A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.

Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.

by ithinkiamnewhere November 07, 2012

Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole

I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox

by Qusquirt May 06, 2023

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 07, 2021

Paint Your Mailbox

To nut in someone

To creampie someone

Hey girl, lemme paint your mailbox tonight

Can you believe Sam let him paint his mailbox on the first date?

by ButtSox August 01, 2022

Mailboxing

It literally means anything you want it to mean. A placeholder up to your own interruption.

Amber was mailboxing in the public restroom.

You mailboxing bruh.

by BiloxiBacon24 April 20, 2024

mailbox joint

Term used to describe a joint rolled by sticking two different brands of rolling papers to make one multi-colored joint.
The first named example of a mailbox joint was rolled with one RAW organic 1 1/4 rolling paper and a JOB 1.25.

Last night was insane, I matched with my uncle and his stingy ass made sure to weigh the bud to the milligram. He was tweaking so hard that we had to roll up a mailbox joint using one of each of our papers because he quote "didn't want to waste all the RAWs"

by def_brandon November 05, 2020