Lodged

The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace

Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"

by TheNRLRoast May 9, 2018

Lodge

Saying you'll go/be at a place or party only to dog the boys and not show at all.

Old mate isn't coming tonight, pulling a "lodge"

by Incredibat December 22, 2020

Lodge Fags

People that participate in secret societies that meet in lodges that commit homosexual acts as part of their blackmailing process for continued membership. ( e.g. Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)

Lodge: a branch or meeting place of an organization such as the Freemasons.
"the foundation of the Grand Lodge of England"

I don't associate with lodge fags. (Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)

by anonymous January 20, 2024

podge lodge

a family of people with the unfortune to be fat by genetics, often resulting with genetic diseases like diabetes and heart problems

Margie's from a serious podge lodge. Even her 13 year old sister is over 200 pounds.

Though Jack himself was skinny, he married the obese Lisa and they happily raised a podge lodge together.

by pedobear3586 February 23, 2011

Lodging Partner

Using and sleeping with a person with a primary purpose of a bed to stay. Also said for a slang or more political correct term for a one night stand.

Billy is in Aspen for the X-games and realizes he only has one hour to find a lodging partner before the bar closes.

by hobbittroll February 22, 2015

Toni Lodge

The 69 position in which the girl is in control.

I'm doing the Toni Lodge tonight.
I'm getting Toni Lodged.

by MrsHLecter March 27, 2024

The Toni Lodge

A 69 position where the woman on top and in control. She's deep throating the dick but also grinding her clit on his face, bouncing, and in control of the oral the man is giving. The man is sticking out his tongue and letting the woman take the lead on both ends.

Oh the definitely did the Toni Lodge last night!

by cheekykat March 13, 2024