Lezbean

Pronounced Lez-been is a lesbian gym teacher that closely resembles a bean. You have no idea why she's teaching YOU about physical fitness when you can't tell her back boobs from her ass, but somehow, she's shouting at you "ON THE FLOOR!! SPREAD YOUR LEGS!! ON YOUR BACK NOW!!!!" and getting paid for it.

"I be Miss Johnson. I teach yo chilren bout dat physicah edjamacation. Dem chilren be disrespec fuh, talkin bout my back boobs. I'm just a lezbean. Aint my faut. Mmmmmmm RAPE TIME!!!!!!"

by Usagi__ February 23, 2008

leztennae

A sixth sense that allows you to out closeted lesbians simply by watching them interact. The lesbian equivalent of gaydar.

"My leztennae goes into overdrive whenever Cheryl comes around. I think she might enjoy shag carpet in her free time.”

by DeacFreak March 26, 2009

Pezza Trezza the Lezza

A male witch with long hair, dresses like an American Football coach and may well be a lesbian.

Yo! Wassup Pezza Trezza the Lezza?

by Danmagnet January 18, 2005

nigga puh -leeze

1.used as a conversation filler between "gangsters" in middle school.
2. translated to the whitest form: "don't even go there"
"that is so not true"

shaneequa: you slept with ma sista!
jamale: nigga puh-leeze.

by Letitia July 10, 2005

lezz up

to engage in lesbianism, two birds get busy

did u see those birds in big brother, they lezzed up!

by blazz July 23, 2005

lezdewit

Coined by Coleen McKechnie, this term is a shortened version of "let's do it."

The basic difference is that "let's do it" sounds like something a boring white man from the north would say. "Lezdewit" is a super-catchy, rolls-off-yer-tongue version that a hot, badass white girl from the south would say.

(The fact that said coiner is a le(z)bian in real life is merely coincidence and has nothing to dew with the spelling nor the word itself.)

Molly: Hey, Tegan and Sara are gonna be at Stubbs next month. You wanna go?
Casey: Hell yeah! Lezdewit!
Molly: Werd.

Molly: So Robin is throwing a party Friday. Five bux to cover yer ass and yer drinks. You down?
Casey: How convenient, I'm thirsty and I just got paid. Lezdewit!

Casey: Yewww cahn dewww it.
Molly: Shut up.
Casey: Weee cahn deww it.
Molly: Shut it.
Casey: Uffryone cahhn deww it.
Molly: stfu!
Casey: Make me.
Molly: Oh yeah? I will...
Casey: Uh... HELL to yer YEAH. bring it beeotch, lezdewit!

by Coleenmck October 28, 2009

lezzers

Lesbians by another name. Those who sup from the furry cup and follow a meat-free diet.

The only decent looking women in Quebec are all lezzers! The only warm place to stick your cock is in a moose!

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011