keyboard warrior

A warrior who physically wields a keyboard as his main weapon.

That keyboard warrior beat the shit out of that guy with his keyboard.

by cosmiccountrynoir May 17, 2011

keyboard stuttering

Repeatedly attempting to correct a typo during a text chat, but then making the same typo.

Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.

by WhiteLando October 21, 2013

keyboard grease

A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.

Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013

Butterfly Keyboard

Apple's thinnest and newest keyboard mechanism for their laptops. The lifespan of the keyboard is literally like a butterfly\'s however. Every few weeks or even months after a replacement, you'll probably have to get another replacement for your $1200 to $3000 MacBook Pro. It only takes a single speck of dust can kill the butterfly keyboard.

Man this fucking butterfly keyboard has a ton sticky keys, along with it thinking that I pressed a key twice. Time to call up Apple!

by bush did 911 December 24, 2018

Keyboard communist

A person who benefits from a capitalist, free market system, but champions communist programs on the internet to stick it to the bourgeoisie. In reality, they would never live in a socialist country or pick up a rifle and cull the dissidents.

You're such a keyboard communist, Todd, while you sip your $7 Starbucks latte in your BMW and tweet from your $1200 iPhone X on your way back from Whole Foods with your au pair. Taxation is theft, bitch!

by ThisIsAO January 14, 2018

keyboard pattern

what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.

advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols

person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers

person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg

person 1: you good bro?

person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp

person 1: keyboard pattern's?

person 2: no im just strangling myself

by your reall name March 24, 2021

keyboard vomit

An unintellectual random line of letters when the keys of a keyboard are randomly pressed.

My cat stepped on my keyboard and I ended up sending an e-mail with keyboard vomit. (jvba;lewfjhgnsflkvjooo)

by Sir. Kick Ass May 16, 2011