Kurbie
Kurbie (n.)
A wildly devoted Keith Urban fan who can often be spotted wearing cowboy boots in inappropriate settings (like the grocery store or a yoga class), spontaneously bursting into renditions of "Somebody Like You" at karaoke—even when it’s not their turn—and insisting that every life problem can be solved by "just adding more banjo."
Known to refer to Keith as "my future ex-husband" (despite never having met him) and to tear up at the mere sight of a well-polished guitar. May or may not have a shrine in their closet made entirely of Keith Urban concert tickets, guitar picks, and one mysteriously missing cowboy hat (*allegedly* stolen from a 2008 meet-and-greet).
A wildly devoted Keith Urban fan who can often be spotted wearing cowboy boots in inappropriate settings (like the grocery store or a yoga class), spontaneously bursting into renditions of "Somebody Like You" at karaoke—even when it’s not their turn—and insisting that every life problem can be solved by "just adding more banjo."
Known to refer to Keith as "my future ex-husband" (despite never having met him) and to tear up at the mere sight of a well-polished guitar. May or may not have a shrine in their closet made entirely of Keith Urban concert tickets, guitar picks, and one mysteriously missing cowboy hat (*allegedly* stolen from a 2008 meet-and-greet).
Warning: Do not engage in debates about "best country artists" with a Kurbie—you will lose, and they will quote "Days Go By" as their closing argument.
Kurbie by Stallion0000 August 16, 2025
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