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the kenyan runs

the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive
Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs
by Ro Ro June 30, 2007
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Kenyan

A native of the East African country Kenya.
Damn.... look at her- she's hot.
Yeah she's Kenyan.
by miss J April 24, 2005
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keyonni

a bad ass bitch that stay on her toes & don’t nobody.
damn .. that’s a keyonni right there
by brent faiyaz June 26, 2018
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Kenyanna

A beautiful talented girl who loves yogurt and has a big booty
She is so pretty that must be Kenyanna
by Yogurt__ November 7, 2018
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Keyon

Simply the Goat🐐. Mostly likely is lightskin but dont act like one. Has lots of friends! Good vibes only, gives amazing advice, prolly the best boyfriend, bestfriend, brother you will ever have. Get to know a Keyon, they gonna be timid at first but will open up eventually.
Yo have you met Keyon?

No I have not

You should, Keyon is amazing!
by Killashue November 23, 2021
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keyoni

Ambitious, loving and caring. She doesn't let anyone mess with her. Keyoni cares about her friends, people and all animals. Keyoni is of Hawaiian heritage and was most likely formally known as a princess so make no mistake this one is royal. Keyoni is friendly but becarful not to make her roar. She is gorgeous and one hell of a woman. Is Keyoni beautiful? Well you wouldn't be wrong to say that she is a diamond in the rough.
Keyoni Key-on-i (e)
by Glitter hatchet December 19, 2016
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Kenyan McFlurry

The insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone's rectum, then inserting an egg beater into that rectum and begin to use until content within the rectum is creamy. Then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the rectum and commence to eat ( McFlurry spoon optional)
Jane Doe got a Kenyan McFlurry and now she can't eat at McDonald's without having a pain in her ass and saying the safety word,"Hamburglar"
by Dr. Pepper Jr. December 7, 2010
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