Keaton

Annoying, short!!!!!!!!!

Keaton is annoying.

by MEOW55555 October 21, 2022

Keaton

That one friend who comes over and puts drift on you controller,asks to borrow it,never gives it back,then takes your bike making you look for it.

"Keaton where is my stuff"

" I gave it back"
"No you didn't "

by "Keaton" January 29, 2020

Keaton Williams

A tall guy who wants to fuck something

My brother is a Keaton Williams

by memeboi420 January 15, 2020

Keaton

Keaton is an annoying person. He know just how to make people very mad very quickly. A Keaton never turns in there homework and is failing almost every class. Trust me when I say this, never ever trust a Keaton. No matter what Keaton does not shut up.

Kallie: Keaton please be quiet
Keaton: No
Teacher: Keaton you have 15 missing assignments
Keaton: okay
Ella: Keaton please stop talking
Keaton: No
Teacher: turn in your homework
Keaton: it is not done yet
Danny: of course it is not done yet
Keaton: Haha

by magicalunicorns22 April 30, 2019

Keaton

Keaton is a nice guy who tends to get carried away a bit too much. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.

Keaton is also known to have touched kids and been involved in the act of paedophilia. Watch out when near him

Keaton is a nonce who touches kids. Watch out!

by SuperSonny7 December 4, 2020

Keaton

A tall, blond or redhead who has a HUGE dick and is really nice, he is a good friend and has a lot of friends, he is a really good kisser and he is super committed

Girl 1: did you see that guy, he is soooo hot
Girl 2: yeah, I bet his name is Keaton

by theoneandonlyguynameddavito June 3, 2018

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017