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Jurie is one of the hottest dad’s out there. He takes his kids skateboarding and surfing then comes home to fix his mother-in-law’s garbage disposal. He loves his big dogs, works tirelessly in the yard on the weekends, helps with the dishes, and knows how to clean out the pipes, like no other! He’s loyal, quirky, can fix anything, and always brings you coffee in bed on lazy weekend Mornings. Jurie’s the best kind of husband one could have except when he tickles you and won’t stop or uses your belly like a heater for his icy hands after being outside.
-Jurie, why are you so hot?

-How do you get hotter with age, Jurie?

-You would never trade-in your Jurie.
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Jurie by Vilomah March 14, 2025
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