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chinese blow job

when someone gets on top of you

holds you down by force

then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it
"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"
by katwoman88 March 3, 2015
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blow job eyes

its the eyes of a woman while she is giving oral to a guy, she just looks up to his eyes Her eyes say to the guy "yea i got your dick in my mouth, what are u goin to do about"
i got head last night and my girl was really turning me on with those blowjob eyes.
by ramrod January 30, 2005
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Blow Job Week

The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."

This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."
by TheHoneyBadger09 February 20, 2012
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bacon blow job

Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.
My girlfriend hates morning sex, but she's happy to give me a bacon blow job.
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Buzzy Blow Job

While receiving a blowjob in a 69 position, insert a bee into the female’s mouth and have it sting her inside her throat, causing her throat to tighten up, creating a more pleasurable feeling for the male but also endangering the female’s life. Before the male cums, he penetrates the female’s vagina repetitively with an epi-pen until they both climax, thus saving the female's life. Then he states, “that was un-BEE-lieve-able”.
Male: Can you give me a Buzzy Blow Job?
Female: No. Bees are dying at an alarming rate.
by supersquad March 16, 2019
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Scented Blow Job

When someone is receiving a blow job, and passes gas.
Shayna said, "I don't think I'm going out with him again" "Why not?" asked Jamie, "Halfway through me going down on him, I smelled rotten eggs!" "Sounds like you got a scented blow job!"
by Johnny Rockets 1234567890-= April 14, 2010
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Blow Job Twins

The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins

Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
by teachergotablowjob December 20, 2009
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