Jaron

A long, handsome individual who usually works in a bank. His friends admire him and strive to be like him.

Not to be confused with Richard or Jon who are not as cool as Jaron.

Wow! That Jaron is so amazing!

by banker69 October 25, 2011

Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009

Jaroslav Halak

A Canadian ice hockey team, previously named "the Montreal Canadiens".

"The 2010 NHL playoffs are underway, with the Washington Capitals facing off against Jaroslav Halak."

or

"Jaroslav Halak is, surprisingly, tied with the Washington Capitals, 1-1"

by montrealexile April 16, 2010

jabroni

Put down used by kick-ass wrestler The Rock

Shut your mouth jabroni.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Jabrone

1. A friend, buddy.

2. A friendlier word for "idiot".

3. Someone that farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles and sniffs the farts.

OMG you jabrone, you've been in the bathroom forever!

by Bill Appleball October 18, 2008

jabroseph

One who rules over all brosephs. The leader, the alpha male. One who gets all the pune he needs. one who is a jabroseph.

Dude 1: hey bro why does that guy get all the trim he wants?

Dude 2: dude cause he is a jabroseph, its implied bro.

by Travioli June 24, 2008

JARROD!

The quality relating, but not limited to, the man, concept, or idea of JARROD!

JARROD!

by Gillumandblair November 12, 2010