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Jasper

The act of deepthroating so much dick that the sucker develops SARS in their epiglottis.
Damn, I got SARS the other day trying to do a Jasper
by JasperMonkey June 30, 2015
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He's a faggot and is disliked by all, especially Joe
Wow, you're a real Jasper!
by Secretly Joe but not really February 28, 2018
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A man with small chicken legs and usually an expert in fresh produce.
Gee that jasper has the smallest legs I've ever seen
by Cappppperrrrrrr December 4, 2014
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The name of a person that has the best aim, when it comes to games or sports.

His hair is unique. It is always a mixture of brown and an other colour.
Damn Jasper, you have aimbot af.

Oh Jasper, your hair has the uniquest colour I have seen ( orange and brown ).
by Jasper02 January 3, 2017
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1. A divine, beautiful and blessed character from the Cartoon Network show, ‘Steve Universe’ (written by Rebecca Sugar).

Jasper is a Gem (Gems are aliens who colonize planets and destroy them, led by the Great Diamond Authority), with pale-orange skin and dark red-orange stripes, golden eyes and long, fluffy white hair that passes her hips. She was created for Pink Diamond (one of the Great Diamond Authority) during the Rebellion War (where Gems fought against the Diamonds to protect Earth, which was Pink’s Colony) in the Beta Kindargarten. She is the ULTIMATE soldier, no Gem would ever be as perfect as she was. She is tall and muscular and her weapon is the Crash Helmet (a bartering ram helmet) and she can use abilities like the Spin Dash (think the roll from Sonic). She was corrupted (turned into a monster) and bubbles in the events of Earthlings, and remains bubbled to this day. Rumour says that she might come back, but for now we could just hope.

The fans have mixed feelings about Jasper. She was given the nickname ‘Big Buff Cheeto Puff’ by the fans of the show who like her. Yet, she does receive backlash because of how she behaves through the show.

2. A form of opaque stone from the Chaceldony genus of gemstones. Jaspers are fine-grain stones and belong to the Quartz family. They come in a variety of colours, ranging from red, black, white, brown and green. Jaspers are mostly used as promoters of strength, wisdom and courage.
1. I love Jasper so much, I hope she comes back!

2. I like to collect jaspers. I have six types.

3. Hello! My name is Jasper, what’s yours?
by Dema Døn’t Cøntrøl October 6, 2018
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Jasper is the most kind, amazing and lovely Guy in the room, hè is the perfect boyfriend

Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper
Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper
by Jason Bouman September 7, 2018
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