1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.
2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.
2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.
"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"
"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."
"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."
by Honest Dave February 11, 2009
1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something
by Jasonater March 16, 2010
"I bought this thing online as new, but it came with all these scratches and markings all over it!"
"You must have bought a jasper."
"You must have bought a jasper."
by hocusxpocus August 24, 2009
jasper is the weird kid of the group. no matter what he says, he doesnt have a cock. he is a cockless furry
by Ciel_thegirlboss July 14, 2022
Jasper is the good part of a softboy the part where they are open and show emotion not where they use emotions to get sex. great style! annoyingly good at any sport they do, as well as educated and super kind and caring for the people around them. Jasper will always stick up for the people they love no matter what. Oh and a good cook! a big nature boy and garden boy. Jasper is a very really sweet loving caring human that will give you everything!
by stewedtomatoes June 01, 2020
by JOEMAMABALLS42069 December 27, 2021