doing a jacuzzi

Sexual harassment, often used by CEOs

Bob reprimanded me for doing a jacuzzi with a coworker

by dodhelvete September 27, 2024

Satan's Jacuzzi

When a man farts in the tub and it tickles his balls

"I let one rip in the tub last night, turned it into a Satan's Jacuzzi

by DJames007 August 1, 2025

Jabuzzi

You get a warm cup of water and you dip your balls into it. Then you get a girl to get a straw and blow bubbles in the cup. Just like a jacuzzi, except for your BALLS!

Katie Garcia gives the best jabuzzis. Her bubble-blowing ability really tingles the balls.

by Tic Tac Dick Guy August 8, 2012

no naked jacuzziness

A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.

Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!

Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!

The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.

by Grumpy old Devil September 2, 2004

jaycuzzi

Having a fat Jay in a jacuzzi. It's a good time.

Hey Hamish I've got some dope, how bout we roll a Jay for the jacuzzi and have a Jaycuzzi.

Dank.,

by Cook001 November 22, 2020

jacuzzulate

the act of fornication with a hot tub nozzle. males would accomplish this through the insertion of the phallus into the depths of the nozzle, while females would simply position their vaginal area a safe, yet pleasurable, distance away from the hot bubble jetstream.

"Bobby, stop fucking the hot tub nozzle! You'll burn your prick again!"
"Sorry, Ma!"

by chuckeycheeze June 17, 2004

Jacuzzjob

An act of oral sex performed in a jacuzzi, usually but not exclusively performed between consenting adult humans. There are two variants-jacujoo is an above water jacuzzjob, while submergejob is one performed with the givers' head underwater.

I would rather have sex with a platypus than an eagle because of the potential to receive a jacuzzjob

by jacuzzjobber March 16, 2010