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Internet

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.
My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.
by Cloud November 16, 2003
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Internet

A shithole full of hormonal and depressed teenagers wearing masks of irony and sarcasm.
by Romulus420 July 1, 2021
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The Internet

What you're on..
by RiYTKE April 25, 2016
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Internet

It's too late. You can no longer turn back. You logged on to the Internet and now you're trapped here with us.
by princessddalgi June 14, 2017
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internets

The internets is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
by glababa February 2, 2008
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Internet

A large, unregulated mass of extremely diverse content, consisting primarily of pornography, gaming websites, livejournal accounts, and those fucking annoying popup messages that won't go away on angelfire websites. In addition, the internet also plays host to several bizzare subcultures, including, but not limited to, goths, furries, otherkin, linux nerds, and conspiracy theory nutballs who all like to design their sites on the exact same formats as one another.
The Internet destroyed my faith in humanity.

The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites.

The Internet will soon replace libraries.
by C-can October 18, 2003
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