your mom

1)The answer to every question that I ask anyone at my high school. Often said by either a) people who think it's fucking hilarious b) people who think it's fucking hilarious to make fun of people who think it's fucking hilarious, or c) people who are telling you to fuck off.
2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.

1) (when I was a freshman noob)
Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is?
Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are)

2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!

by noonsun November 30, 2008

your mom

an amazing term used to describe anything you feel like. origins: dh ms ice hockey/napolean dynamite.

dude #1: dude this is getting old
dude #2: dude YOUR MOM is getting old


hahahha

by holla back March 14, 2005

Your Mom

worst comeback ever.

Steve: Your a douche

Bob: your mom is a douche!

by ghks1117 September 17, 2009

your mom

(1) The comeback to all of those witty insults that people choose to throw at you. often used in conjuction with your face.

(2) Great in awkward situations and when you can't think of anything to say...

(1) Dude 1: yea, my brother's going to college in a couple weeks
Dude 2: YEA, well your mom goes to college!
Dude 1: uh...YOUR FACE goes to college!
Dude 2: thats low dude. YOUR MOM'S FACE goes to college!
Dude 1: WELL YOUR MOM'S FACE GOES TO COLLEGE!!!
Dude 2: dude. that really is low.
Dude 1: PWNED

by un haiduc March 03, 2005

Your Mom

Your mom is a large overweight woman in her mid to late fifties. She often can be found in a prone position or on her knees, performing sexual favors for her childrens friends. Her vaginal cavity is often quite wide and in some cases filled with bats or spider's webs. A very permiscuous woman, she is often the target of many comical antidotes and other insults.

Your Mom is a fat slut man did you know that.

by jriver15 May 23, 2008

Your Mom

The ultimate insult of ones mother... It is played carefully into a trap, also used as an anti-dis to the persons you are speaking to. Your mom can be used in such ways listed as examples in Italics.

Almost any string of sentance can relate to a "Your mom" based statement, or insult.

Knock, knock, Whos there? Your mom

And now for the grand finale! Your moms a grand finale...

Guess what? What? YOUR MOM!

Whats the difference between pig shit and an antelope? I dont know... what? Your mom

Who's that hot looking chick over there? Your mom

Some Kid: HEY YOU, GUY OVER THERE!!!
Guy over there: ?
Some Kid: YOUR MOM!
Guy over there: My mom? MY MOM!?!?!? NO SON, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!

by Ghesh August 02, 2006

your mom

A really lame insult, that if used correctly, can be hilarious. Other wise, it is just stupid.

Good Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, did you hear we are doing your mom in English?
Person 2: Leave my mom out of this, and I'll leave this (points to dick) out of your mom

Bad Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, can you get me a coke?
Person 2: Your mom

by they see me rollin March 21, 2009