Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.

“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024

German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

by ttykhd August 2, 2024

The Most Important Film He's Ever Made

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!

Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

importancies

extremely important belongings or important events/errands

I have to pack all my importancies and move because a spider tried to become my new roommate

by MrsEilish213 November 21, 2021

imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.

"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"

by Bobcheebles July 18, 2022

importent

What misunderstood importance makes of its followners.

It's not nice to be importent, because it's more important to be nice.

by phrasardeur May 3, 2018

Import

The import is a car made in a 2nd world country which by being blown off a road has high mileage because it kept rolling and ran away fast from a car made in America because it has high horsepower.

Import vs domestic drag race tonight.

by bushlight February 19, 2019