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Dutch Inhale

The French give 2 kisses, the Dutch 3 so you inhale 3 times. Do three French inhales without exhaling, inhale like a mother fucker then breathe out slowly.

Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.
Woah, Abel just did a full on Dutch inhale. He's going to be as stoned as a rock, as baked as a pie and as high as the ISS.
by BazenAbel March 28, 2017
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Gaseous Inhalement

To suck ones fart through a straw. Commonly takes place at drunken orgies during foreplay, but occasionly has been known to happen at family parties. Sometimes a residue is left in the straw and vomiting is imminent. Further inhalment ensues in practically eating excrement.
Guy 1 - Hey... what the fuck areyou doing? get that straw out of my ass!

Guy 2 - Chill Grandad, i was just partaking in an act of Gaseous Inhalement.
by Questosterone March 21, 2011
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Lawn Inhaler

When a group of disgruntled losers toss inhalers onto an obviously innocent citizens lawn to give this angel of humanity the idea that they may not survive the day.
Why don't we do a lawn inhaler on Mr. Withers to teach him a lesson. That old do-gooder geezer deserves it.
by Rehtaf April 22, 2023
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Inhaler Bailer

When in the sexual act you must bail off your partner and hit the inhaler so you can breathe.
I was hittin' it hard from behind and had to perform the inhaler bailer so I could finish.
by Dr. Musgrave July 24, 2025
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Industrial cock inhaler

A prostitute who takes their job too seriously!
Joe “Hey I heard Nicholas is is working the streets now”

Harry “yeah he’s an industrial cock inhaler”
by BlowMeBigBoy April 23, 2021
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depressed inhale

Depressed inhale means when you want someone to tell you something but they won't do it
You: will you buy me a dog?
Friend:no
You: depressed inhale.
by KaiSenpaii May 9, 2017
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a) the most pro weed ad I've ever seen

b) said whenever you want someone to focus on the positive aspects of their existence and reject the negative aspects of said existence.
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bs can be applied to being only around positive people and staying away from toxic people and their bs
by Sexydimma August 5, 2024
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