herpes boy

i kid who you don't like , and really has no place hanging around with you but like herpes he never goes away.
you can distract him for a while but he will always show up again

"fucke here comes herpes boy again, lets bolt"

by Ricky_Slate April 6, 2004

Herpesyphillitus

Every STD combined into one big bonering disease

I heard tom doesnt have much longer, the doctor diagnosed him with herpesyphillitus

by Trevaids edyke and Justdaddy December 10, 2018

Herpes 10

Human herpesvirus 10, or HHV-10, is the most recently discovered form of the human herpesviruses. The virus was recently identified in the crotch area of a Puerto Rican hockey player in a suburban Men’s League. Symptoms include spending your wife’s money at the clubs, urinary streams getting split in two and trouble with urination (ex: peeing at the club’s bar), delusional views on self worth, hypo addictive tendencies towards nerdy gaming activities, decreased speed, small penis, and genital sores.

HHV-10 is also known as the Captains Disease and is a sarcoma-associated herpesvirus. The virus is extremely rare at this point, but can be spread through sexual contact, oral sex, anal sex, hand jobs, rimming, tossing salad, reach arounds, and other various sexual acts. Like many other Herpes viruses, there is no known cure or treatment.

Hey dude, did you hear about Ed? He picked up Herpes 10 somehow! I guess it’s not surprising with all the transsexuals he hangs out with.

by bertrando1 May 21, 2022

Hells Horseshoe

The deep red color recieved on ones hind quarters or 'butt' after spending several minutes or hours on the toilet. This deep red color is often times in the shape of a horseshoe.

It was a mistake for John to read in the bathroom for so long because he really got hells horseshoe on him.

The streaker obviously had been sitting on the toilet for quite some time due to the horseshoe from hell on his rear end

by The True Shananigan August 15, 2009

brain herpes

Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.

Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.

by Pho King Guy June 2, 2010

Sneeze Herpes

Pet name of the newest virus on the scene, circa 2019, COVID-19 - Aka. Novel Coronavirus, or “SARS2.” Sneeze Herpes is a lot more fun to say and a lot more relatable. The term originated in a small city in Colorado named after Long’s Peak.

I didn’t catch Sneeze Herpes in 2020!

by pickles24 March 18, 2020

I love horses

derived from an advertising jingle the I Love Horses Magazine.
I Love Horses is a magazine for little girls, all about exciting equine stuff. You get a 'free gift' with each issue.

It's also very annoying.

I love horses,
best of all the animals!
I love horses,
they're my friends!

lol, i just spammed Seth with i love horses! He wasn't happy!

by The Wiglet April 19, 2009