Choosing two completely random pages on wikipedia and seeing how many pages it takes you to get from one to the other using only links from the page you're on.
by Angie Lee April 19, 2007
something that my dumb ass friend came up with in 3rd grade.
You got to a golf course, strip down to your thong and choose who's swinging and who's penetrating. the swinger gets the golf club and hits the ball. the perpetrator puts his dick in the swingers ass and as the swings the golf club he thrusts. You switch positions until one of you nuts. Who ever nuts has to blow the other guy!!
You got to a golf course, strip down to your thong and choose who's swinging and who's penetrating. the swinger gets the golf club and hits the ball. the perpetrator puts his dick in the swingers ass and as the swings the golf club he thrusts. You switch positions until one of you nuts. Who ever nuts has to blow the other guy!!
james charles: HI SISTERS ME AND SHAWN MENDES ARE GONNA PLAY GAYGAY golf !
shawn mendes: oh cool.
james charles: I'M PENETRATING!!! :)))
shawn mendes: wait what-
shawn mendes: oh cool.
james charles: I'M PENETRATING!!! :)))
shawn mendes: wait what-
by bigdaddygay October 15, 2019
1. An exaggeratedly quiet clapping intended as a show of sarcastic support or disdain.
c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microphone and the crowd, the golf clap sounds like a nearby crowd of people clapping at minimal volume.
c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microphone and the crowd, the golf clap sounds like a nearby crowd of people clapping at minimal volume.
1. He dropped his fully-loaded cafeteria tray, breaking all the dishes. Naturally, we gave him a golf clap.
2. We cheered Sue as she crossed the marathon's finish line 8 days later with a hearty golf clap.
2. We cheered Sue as she crossed the marathon's finish line 8 days later with a hearty golf clap.
by Joan Touzet February 13, 2004
A game of wits, normally played in a field. The game involves using a stick to hit jobbies around the field. There is no real winner, but it passes time... Especially in Wales.
by Aldo Cee January 12, 2009
A smug looking bastard, usually well groomed with a possible fake tan and a mandatory visor. Resembles or actually is someone who takes recreational golf too seriously. Best exemplified by Oklahoma State Cowboys football coach Mike Gundy.
by HookahHorns October 21, 2008
Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!
by Urban humor August 24, 2017
Record Golf is a sport with rules similar to frisbee golf, but is played with anything that plays music. Pretty much the illest sport in the world, its cornerstones are Freedom, America, William Wallace, Matt Damon, and JD's Restaurant.
Record Golf is what its like when Love falls in love.
Record Golf is what its like when Love falls in love.
Example 1
Person 1- "Hey wanna go Play Frisbee Golf?"
Person 2 - "No thanks, I'm American."
Example 2
Person 1- "The prisoner wishes to say a word"
Person 2- "Freeeeeeedooooommmmmmmm"
Example 3
Canadian- "Let's play hockey and experience snow"
French person - "Wi Wi, our food is awful"
Australian - "G'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbie"
Matt Damon- "MATT DAMON!!!!"
William Wallace- "Freeeeeedooooommmmmm"
American- "Well said William, Well said"
Example 4
Record Golf>Frisbee Golf
Person 1- "Hey wanna go Play Frisbee Golf?"
Person 2 - "No thanks, I'm American."
Example 2
Person 1- "The prisoner wishes to say a word"
Person 2- "Freeeeeeedooooommmmmmmm"
Example 3
Canadian- "Let's play hockey and experience snow"
French person - "Wi Wi, our food is awful"
Australian - "G'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbie"
Matt Damon- "MATT DAMON!!!!"
William Wallace- "Freeeeeedooooommmmmm"
American- "Well said William, Well said"
Example 4
Record Golf>Frisbee Golf
by Freedom OR DIE May 1, 2011