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FOOF

FOOF = Fresh Out Of Fucks. FOOF is appropriate for situations where you are just too exhausted/over it to give a shit anymore -- even if you should definitely give a shit.

FOOF has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. It also makes for an excellent hashtag (#FOOF).
I'm FOOFing right now. Do I look like I give a single shit?

Instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, I ate an entire box of Oreos and binge-watched Netflix. #FOOF
by wolly68 October 22, 2014
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Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies
by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018
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Foof

Foof

A stink a stench an odor an unpleasant smell
FOOF
your pubic area smells, foof!

I was third knuckle deep when I got a waft of something foofy.
by Smellygroin November 17, 2020
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FooF

2020 will be known for more than just the coronavirus covid-19 Great Toilet Paper Panic. 2020 will also be known as the year that one could not find baking yeast or flours throughout the land. Whether for love or money: we were Flat out of Flour... We were FooF.
by Rat Genesis April 18, 2020
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Foofy Mac Foof Cake

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas
by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018
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Foof

The Foof is the isolated patch of chest hair that exists only over the sternum, which is the center of the chest and generally above nipple elevation. It is distinct from a Full Tom Selleck, which is a broad, chest-sweeping man rug. Foofs are often formed on adolescent young men who are on their way to developing a Full Tom Selleck, or else on men with deficient levels of testosterone.

The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
"Dude, your foof is poking out through your shirt."
by Napalm_Panda February 18, 2015
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Foof

Oof backwards and forwards -worth two fs in the chat
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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