you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.
by hehehe dude May 20, 2019

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and
students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.
students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.
Sward elementary school
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025

yo bro, do you know what webster elementary school is?
bro, the coolest school in the world is webster elementary!
bro, the coolest school in the world is webster elementary!
by d,cnsd;okch;odsilc February 19, 2022

Thomas Holme sucks it is full of thot ass hoes who can’t even dance. They all are slow and don’t know how to act. Don’t go there go to forest or brown. Oh and Austin Meehan sucks too.
by I’m a victim June 13, 2019

Formal name: *Lower Primary School*. An educational institution that comes after preschool is also the first compulsory stage of education. Jr. Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) learn Beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, and other bullshit.
by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022

by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022
