Ed Sheeran

The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off of “cheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels

Bro that dude is totally an ed sheeran!!

Omg youre so right, hes so mustyyyyy

by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021

Ed sheeran

Hottest Brit man on earth.

He’s just like Ed sheeran

by Looollllmaooo July 5, 2021

ed sheeran

a hot mf with red hair, who also happens to be a celebrity. also a sussy little emo baka...

non ranga (to ranga): are you ed Sheeran?
ranga: yes

by ur..mom August 30, 2021

Ed sheeran

Ed sheeran is the most hottest man to ever exist on this world. If you ever meet a Ed Sheeran, consider yourself lucky. Gingers are usually very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very horrid...but not this ginger. Ed will find you. Dont open your closet at 3am after saying Ed's name three times, spinning in a circle with 6 pounds of mustard in your hair, playing the flute, while ed sheerans song plays in the back at exactly level 25 of volume. If you do those actions, ed sheeran will come for you. He will be with you in your dreams.

"Ed sheeran! Ed sheeran! Ed shera-"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"

by Soggy.bread.123 January 20, 2021

Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.

Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

ed sheeran

a little bitch

“oh ed sheeran? the dude who sharted on stage?”

by razzleberry-rey June 16, 2021