Soggy Doritos

a game in where a bunch of guys sit around a pile of doritos and they race to jerk off.

The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.

Dont forget to play Soggy Doritos at your sausage fest tonight!

by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009

Dorito hangover

When one endulges one large 20% extra free bag of doritos du to a severe case of the munchies after a Sunday evening marijuana blunt resulting in a severe stomach ach upon waking the next morning. And in some cases sudden death.

Oh shit, i had the craziest Dorito hangover this morning then i died.

by SHAKEzullaaa October 9, 2009

Dorito Skin

When some ones skin has lots of little moles and bumps that resemble the area of a Dorito Chip.

Usually older people have this.

That ladies arm looks like a dorito,
Yeah its Dorito Skin.

by CLAUDEandRANDY409 May 25, 2010

dorito craze

at any random time. suddenly after, eating a meal, playing video games, surfing the web, food shopping, even getting high off of mari. you suddenly have a huge craving to eat doritos.

GETTING HIGH
Guy #1: Dude, has it hit you yet.
Guy #2: Nope, Nothing. You?
Guy #3: Holy Shit! I have the munchies for doritos
Guy #1: yeah I'm getting that too.
Guy #2: I think where hitting the dorito craze

FOOD SHOOPING
GUY #1: Yo, you get the food
Guy #2: yeah
Guy #1: alright, you got the booze, the chips the punch...
Guy #2: OH SHIT! I NEED TO GET THEM DORITOS!

by Underage O.D. July 15, 2009

Doritos sandwich

Girl with stinky feet rubs your penis.

A woman gave me a doritos sandwich last night.

by Man of stool June 13, 2019

dorito chute

The giant orifice on your face that you communicate through and shove food down. In contexts, the word is usually used to shut people up, but is not limited to this use.
Synonyms: eat'n hole, pie hole, yapper

My teacher told us to shut our dorito chutes because we were talking too loud.

I need some food down my dorito chute

by Vexing potato November 17, 2016

dorito high

When you get so high, all you can do is eat nacho cheese doritos. Ruffles high can coincide with dorito high.

-also see nacho finger.

"Dude, i totally waxed that bag of doritos! They are my one true munchie love."

Dorito high rage.... "don't touch my damn doritos!!!"

by phantom finger 12 March 13, 2014