dorito feet

when someones feet smell so bad that they smell like cheese doritos

person 1:i havent taken a shower in a week

person 2:congratulations

person 1:(takes off shoes)

person 2:damn i smell doritos

person 1:nah its just my dorito feet

by up your moms cooch March 13, 2008

Soggy Doritos

a game in where a bunch of guys sit around a pile of doritos and they race to jerk off.

The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.

Dont forget to play Soggy Doritos at your sausage fest tonight!

by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009

Dorito hangover

When one endulges one large 20% extra free bag of doritos du to a severe case of the munchies after a Sunday evening marijuana blunt resulting in a severe stomach ach upon waking the next morning. And in some cases sudden death.

Oh shit, i had the craziest Dorito hangover this morning then i died.

by SHAKEzullaaa October 9, 2009

Dorito Skin

When some ones skin has lots of little moles and bumps that resemble the area of a Dorito Chip.

Usually older people have this.

That ladies arm looks like a dorito,
Yeah its Dorito Skin.

by CLAUDEandRANDY409 May 25, 2010

Dorito Hands

When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.

Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.

by evyeniarocks June 14, 2015

dorito high

When you get so high, all you can do is eat nacho cheese doritos. Ruffles high can coincide with dorito high.

-also see nacho finger.

"Dude, i totally waxed that bag of doritos! They are my one true munchie love."

Dorito high rage.... "don't touch my damn doritos!!!"

by phantom finger 12 March 13, 2014

dorito craze

at any random time. suddenly after, eating a meal, playing video games, surfing the web, food shopping, even getting high off of mari. you suddenly have a huge craving to eat doritos.

GETTING HIGH
Guy #1: Dude, has it hit you yet.
Guy #2: Nope, Nothing. You?
Guy #3: Holy Shit! I have the munchies for doritos
Guy #1: yeah I'm getting that too.
Guy #2: I think where hitting the dorito craze

FOOD SHOOPING
GUY #1: Yo, you get the food
Guy #2: yeah
Guy #1: alright, you got the booze, the chips the punch...
Guy #2: OH SHIT! I NEED TO GET THEM DORITOS!

by Underage O.D. July 15, 2009