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Pez-dispenser therapy

A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.
Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".
by QuacksO April 15, 2025
mugGet the Pez-dispenser therapymug.

std dispenser

The act of having sex with multiple people and simoultaneously transmitting a sexually tranferable disease.
"Why are all the hot babes sick?"
"Yo that guy had sex with all of them, he is a real STD dispenser"
by Psycadelicgamer March 25, 2017
mugGet the std dispensermug.

Wawa Pez Dispensers

Wawa Pez Dispensers are pez dispensers made by the American convenience store company, Wawa. They are also known to make sandwiches as well.
Did you hear about the new Wawa Pez Dispensers?”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”
by Korfi8267 September 8, 2019
mugGet the Wawa Pez Dispensersmug.

Pensacola Pez Dispenser

When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.
I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.
by MrPklz December 19, 2023
mugGet the Pensacola Pez Dispensermug.

australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it
"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"
by TheDarkSquirrelRises April 24, 2016
mugGet the australian pez dispensermug.

National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.
“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”
by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023
mugGet the National Tape Dispenser Daymug.

Pez Dispenser

A partner that inserts drugs in your arse with there tongue
by devious, kink, fetish September 25, 2021
mugGet the Pez Dispensermug.

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