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Diamond Pussy

A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.

Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.

This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.
"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."
by Stratospheric January 5, 2017
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dumond

A extremely savage last name or name. For bad asses who don't take crap
Aye dude go look at that savage Dumond
by Savage176362717263 February 1, 2017
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Diamondbolts videos

"diamondbolts videos are the definition of poggers"-bob
"yeah even urban dictionary thinks so"
by Nintentoad125 October 7, 2020
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desperate diamond

the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.

this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.

bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?

bp player 1: I've got no choice....
by tmcg February 7, 2009
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Diondre'

A great person you will want to make him your best friend.He will always help a friend in need and doesn't enjoy hurting others. His feelings can be easily hurt but don't worry he will always accept your apology unless you really screwed up. He has a dark sense of humor and can easily adapt to your sense of humor also.doesn't like to watch others in suffering. He is extremely loyal to his friends and would bend over backwards to cheer you up.
Person1: Diondre' is so nice he gave me his lunch at school.

Person 2:I know right he also tells the funniest dark jokes and -
Diondre':Reeeeeee
Person2:oh yeah looks like he adapted to make the 7th graders laugh
by Ree3ee February 15, 2020
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Diamond in the muff

Any type of female genital piercing/vaginal piercing. While not common among females, freaky types may be more likely to have these. In any case it is a rarity, not likely to be predicted, thus it's relation to a diamond in the rough.
Homey: Yo, that chick you brought home last night was cute as fuck...

Dogg: Yea bro, you never woulda guessed it, she was freaky as hell.

Homey: Nahhh.

Dogg: Yeaa son, she had a diamond in the muff.

Homey: Damn. I didn't see that comin'.
by eboymonster March 18, 2011
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skin diamond

Slang term for a girls vagina/pussy/clunge/gash/etc.

Also the name of a famous pornstar
How'd you do last night, man? Did she give up that skin diamond?
by Daovils Leottuce December 15, 2013
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