Delaware wall post

fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain

Todd's wall will never look the same after he gave his biddy the Delaware wall post the other night

by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

delaware cream pie

A DCP is when you bust a nut in a dirty skeezer and after you finish a dude who wants to fuck her too enters the room and can't get his dick hard so instead he eats said dirty skeezer's pussy. Therefore ingesting a Delaware Cream Pie

Guy 1: Dude I'm from Delaware and Last night I totally raw dogged a skeezer from the chow hall without a rubber. Then ol limp dick over there decided to eat her pussy.

Guy 2: Bro he totally ate your kids. Fuckin Delaware Cream Pie!

by TwoDoods1Cup September 11, 2013

Delaware effect

The effect of a sudden, greater appreciation for your home state after visiting a place that is much shittier than where you grew up.

The following excerpt from the Broadway musical "Why Delaware Sucks" will give full meaning and understanding to the "Delaware effect."
Jack: "How was your trip, Brad?"
Brad: "I'm so excited to go back to my house in the sewers after having been to Delaware, the shittiest place in ALL OF AMERICA!"

by farriswheel May 11, 2014

Delaware Candle-lit dinner

Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.

“Nothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.”
-Kal

by Varietyjake July 22, 2018

Delaware Thunder Cat

To blow air into the vagina for the purpose of causing extremely loud pussy farts. Usually done without permission and on a first date so that the girl feels very uncomfortable and tries to hold it in, but is usually unsuccessful because she is from Delaware and has poor control over her worn out pussy muscles.

I went down on Wendy after just meeting her at the mall like an hour before. I gave that whore a Delaware Thunder Cat. I think she really liked me because she tried to turn up the radio in the car so I couldn't hear it.

by Lanceblumpkin July 22, 2011

Delaware Dick Muncher

This sexual act requires an uncircumsized penis. While you and your parter are having intercourse, have one person, bite the foreskin off of the uncircumsized penis, and eat it.

John: Dude, last night when I was having sex with my mom, she gave me a Delaware dick muncher.

Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?

John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.

by Juan my balls off January 31, 2009

Delaware derby

Yet another name for a mullet.

"I went to the Punkin Chunkin festival and saw a sweet Delaware derby!"

by Brian Salamone October 24, 2006