Self Defense

When somebody who's on MY side shoots someone, but not when it's somebody on YOUR side!

Person 1 : "Yeah, Person 4 shot Person 56 in self defense because he came at Person 4 with a knife."
Person 2 : "Oh, shame. I hope he's okay."
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, Person 5 shot Person 78 because he did the same thing."
Person 2: "Person 5? Isn't he one of those OdD nUmBeR people? Crazy how murderers get away with anything in this country.."
Person 1: "What"

by LordHookie April 28, 2022

Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.

A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017

Totally normal tower defense gaem

Sus roblox gaem

Guy1:Hey what do you think of totally normal tower defense gaem?
Guy2:kinda sus if youre gonna ask me

by Totally not BelowNatural August 23, 2021

The Kevin Spacey defense

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

by Keksperanto November 2, 2017

Fag Defense

The act of calling a person a fag once you've lost an argument as a scapegoat to get out of it. You know once you have done this, you have lost the FUCKING game. In most cases the person using this defense has a mental retardation and/or is a moron.

<Cadillac> All those brain cells never had a chance <Burt> Not to mention what it does to your dopamine <BillaBamNixon> Yeah and smoke is smoke bro <Fool> sdfu fags <Cadillac> LOL! <BillaBamNixon> LOL <Burt> wow nice fag defense

by JeffYes March 4, 2009

the chewbacca defense

Johhny Cochrane's defense

If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

Department of Defense

One of the few parts of the U.S. government that doesn't suck. Unlike most other branches and services in the government, the Department of Defense doesn't bitch about politics and instead concentrates on kicking ass. We owe to them the awesomeness that is the Army and Marine Corps.

The Department of Defense is the most kickass branch of the government.

by DOD = Kickass June 1, 2006