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Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023
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Crypto Portal

A sick place for checking out hot NFTs and meeting some fellow degens. 21st century art displayed in a 12th century cellar, where else can you find this alpha?
Oh yeah I bought some sick NFT on display at Crypto Portal.
by Sammgislegit November 22, 2021
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Crypto Smart City

Virtual Venture Media Coin is building the first crypto smart city in Cambodia, which will be working on private and safe blockchain.
VVM Coin is backed by a crypto smart city.
by cryptoleader December 5, 2021
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Crypto-Smad

Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.
Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.
by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020
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crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.
The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.
by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021
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Cum for crypto

When a member of the engine room team will give you a pearl necklace for some bitcoin or ethereum
Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
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crypto winter

The phrase “crypto winter” likely came from the hit HBO series, “Game of Thrones.” In the show, the motto of the House of Stark was “Winter Is Coming.” It was considered to be a warning that lasting conflict could descend on the land of Westeros at any time.

Similarly, an extended period of trouble may be settling over the crypto market. During this difficult time, you must remain vigilant and be prepared for chaos to sweep over the market without much warning.

IG@silversnakejake
Bro, I staked so much ethereum a while ago, but but now it’s a crypto winter, I have to go back to working at a warehouse.
by @silversnakejake June 24, 2022
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