Crumbly 

An old person or elderly.

That crumbly smells like oatmeal, butterscotch and cat pee.

Crumbly by eringibby January 10, 2010

chumble spuzz 

An awesome comic book series made by Ethan Nicolle..

Person 1: Dude, you checked out the new Chumble Spuzz
Person 2: Ye man, that shit is dope..

chumble spuzz by Biff Reagle March 3, 2008

Chumbles 

The lower belly area of a chonky cat. It's often seen hanging down low, swaying seductively as they walk, and almost impossible to resist touching.

Carlo's chumbles swayed from side to side as he walked the hallway trying to keep up with his owner.

Chumbles by Maybe yes maybe knope August 7, 2019

The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.

Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

The Crumbly Biscuit Trick by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017

chumble 

(v.) To jog or run in an unathletic way.
To move in an unfashionable, overweight manner.

The chubby little boy chumbled his way around the schoolyard.

chumble by Chris Yamamoto January 10, 2007

Meaty Crumbles 

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

Meaty Crumbles by Lammychops May 6, 2021

Cumbleweed 

Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.

"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."

Cumbleweed by 1101101101 April 16, 2014