Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024

croatian cunt

A croatian cunt is the cunt from croatia

''So we're meeting this croatian cunt''
''Wow fam that's how a porno starts''

by elpatroncolombiasno May 1, 2018

Croatian Sausage Sandwich

A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.

Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.

by dougleston December 9, 2019

Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.

She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.

by FerdiT February 6, 2024

Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.

My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.

by V_d March 17, 2025

Croatian Mud Pile

A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia

One Croatian mud pile please

by Jack-o’-lantern June 1, 2025

croatian

someone who has no sense of humor.

damn, this croatian over here is so unfunny.

by sapphirez1 May 8, 2024