by soupyumyum October 7, 2022
Get the Confederationmug. by 44 time all star June 13, 2018
Get the Confederate Queenmug. The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.
The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2022
Get the Articles of Confederationmug. A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.
1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.
2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.
2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019
Get the Confederate Facialmug.