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pood coma

When you shit so hard you end up passing out.
My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.
by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 15, 2019
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Dick coma

When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.
Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!
by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016
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drunken coma

The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.
Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
by Scathe July 20, 2008
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Nostalgia Coma

A state where upon witnessing something wonderful from your childhood you spend several hours on the internet exploring it.
Dude I found this video on Youtube that was a compilation of 80's cartoon themes! Next time I looked at a clock it was five hours later! What the hell happened?

You must have gone into a severe nostalgia coma
by corsairjoshua March 7, 2011
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Coma-mare

A long-lasting, intense, and frightening nightmare that occurs while in a medically-induced coma. Most people who experience them later battle varying degrees of PTSD.
I have PTSD from the coma-mares I suffered while in septic shock.
by Dan C. Gilliam October 26, 2017
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Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting
I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl
by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017
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Skittle Coma

A coma induced by skittles. The only way of survival is through natural awakening or for the skittle breath to be taken away by another.
After the woman went mad and attacked an innocent civilian for a bag of skittles, she consumed them so quickly that she placed herself into a skittle coma.
by Skittles Mistress October 22, 2010
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