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Coconut

A term used in reference to soldiers in Army AIT (advanced individual training) who fall for each other because they haven't been in the real world in a VERY long time.
When you are in basic and AIT you won't have many "love" choices. It's like being stuck on an island with only coconuts. Don't fall in love with the coconuts.
by theMIman September 21, 2012
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Coconut

Da Coconut Nutt is a giant nutt. If you eat too much you'll get very FAT. Now, Da Coconutt Nutt is a big BIG NUTT, but this delicious nut IS NOT A NUT! It's a cocofruit of the cocotree from the cocopalm family!
by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022
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Coconuts

The coolest person in the world. Even though she may be a spaz at times, she's super cool and is definitely one of the nicest people I know
Dude, Coconuts was being so awesome today. She gave me lunch money - and I don't even have to pay her back.
by Punani Pride March 28, 2005
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coconutting

shitting on a girls chest, while tit fucking her and then cumming all over her tits.
what is coconutting?
by Line and Steen May 3, 2008
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coconut sharks

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.
by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017
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Coconut Doggy

A capybara
capybaras look like dogs fused with coconuts
capybara!
capybara!
coconut doggy !!!
oh my gosh!
by laylaismeanie August 19, 2021
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Coconut Island

Coconut Island is an analogy to the coercion that naturally takes place when there is a power imbalance. The analogy is a rebuttal to the idea of "voluntary interactions" under the framework of anarcho-capitalism. The analogy goes as follows. You are on a plane which crash lands onto an island. You are one of the two only survivors. While you were unconscious, the other survivor gathered all of the coconuts on the island (the only source of food) into a pile, sheltered that pile with all the wreckage of the plane, and declare they own it. And they say they are willing to give you some coconuts if you throat your cock. The question then presented is, "Is that a voluntary interaction?"
Adam: We can have a voluntary system that does the same things as government without all of the coercion of government.
Vaush: How would that system not impose coercive measures on the workers of its society? Consider the Coconut Island analogy. Your options are to die or throat a cock. That is coercion. That is exactly the system we live under via capitalism and would not be done away with in an ancap society.
by NonUrbanPerson August 23, 2021
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