A level of Pwnage so extreme it equals getting your brains beaten out by a baseball bat, curtosy of Al Capone
Person 1: This morning I fell down the stairs, dislocating my shoulder and spilling burning hot coffee down my leg and 20 page hand-written dissitation
Person 2: Dude, Al Caponage!!!1!!one
Person 2: Dude, Al Caponage!!!1!!one
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Like an Irish Car Bomb, but made out of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Dollar tree Coffee Creamer and Black Velvet whiskey. Generally drank by underage teens attempting to make an Irish Car Bomb.
by NotaTrot August 17, 2018
Get the El Cajon Car Bomb mug.A new phenomena in Terrible writing, of which is akin to the paradox of Schrodinger's cat. The circumstances for Schrodinger's canon are the following:
An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.
There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.
(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.
An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.
There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.
(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.
by MagicAcid December 26, 2019
Get the Schrodinger's canon mug.The action of being in Cahoots.
Jeff: Donnie and Seth were supposed to meet us 20 minutes ago, but I saw them whispering and snickering right after we talked about meeting here.
Drew: I sense some Cahootery is going on.
Drew: I sense some Cahootery is going on.
by SpearChucker42 May 2, 2008
Get the Cahootery mug.1. A process where worthy people are endowed among the canon of saints.
2. The murdering of Jedi Knights by force of millions of Stormtroopers.
2. The murdering of Jedi Knights by force of millions of Stormtroopers.
1. All saints are accepted into the canon of saints through a process known as canonization.
2. All the Jedi were hunted down and destroyed by millions of Stormtroopers through a process known as canonization.
2. All the Jedi were hunted down and destroyed by millions of Stormtroopers through a process known as canonization.
by de Frosting le Lobster September 25, 2010
Get the Canonization mug.Knowing Lisa liked baked goods with apples, I went to the bakery, waited on a long line, and struggled to communicate with a counter person who didn't speak English so tht I could buy her a fresh baked apple-spice muffin. Upon offering it to her, she responded "No thanks, I only eat dutch-apple muffins." "What a cafone," I thought as I walked away.
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