fruity budget

The word "fruity budget" was a term coined by the Good Omens subreddit Discord on October 8th, 2020. The term has been used in a variety of contexts but is generally a term used to add absurdist humor, or a term to use when you cannot think of something meaningful to say. Some of the more niche definitions include:

1.) A mistranslation of the German word for fluid balance.
2.) An unofficial synonym for the mitochondria.
3.) An unofficial synonym for metabolism.
4.) A particularly fruity budget.
5.) An exceptionally homosexual budget.
6.) A tasty treat found in a small hut in Antarctica.
7.) A preface to "UwU."

For extra tang, "liquid" can be added at the beginning, middle, or end of the term "fruity budget."

I could go for some fruity liquid budget right now to satisfy my UwUs.

I hope Neil Gaiman does not find these fruity budgets.

I'm so gay, all of my fruity budgets are spilling out of my cankles!

by chai tea transguy October 11, 2020

shoe-string budget

the meager leftovers of a person min wage salary after necessities have been paid for.

stop taking out so much useless credit card debt; your shoe-string budget will probably increase by a considerable amount

by Sexydimma January 5, 2017

Budget Fuck

(n) - An unfortunate event, or series of unfortunate events, that completely fucks up your financial plans.

Guy One: Did you hear about Bob's house burning down the other day? That really sucks man.

Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.

by Master Exploder 69 February 4, 2009

fuzz bludgeon

to take a serious beating from a police officer.

Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.

by DC Haha November 5, 2009

low budget maze runner

This is a fan movie, with the cutest, most incredible, sweetest, wonderful, and generally the best cast

someone: -who is that dancing to the music there "talk dirty-jason derulo"
someone 2: -this is a low budget maze runner cast, they are very funny and nice people

by gwennys November 28, 2021

dole bludger

A person who has no real interest to work and is happy to live off the hard paying tax payer for survival without feeling guilty. The person has little or no self worth but is happy to go on living in their little routine.

Let us go to the movies next week when my dole payment gets paid.

I can finally get that dvd box set next week and also buy some long needed chocolates and chips for the DVD night.

I am a dole bludger and proud of it, I can sleep in monday mornings when all you guys get ready for work. Just dont wake me with your loud car engines.

by simon22 July 21, 2006

Budget Baller

A person who fronts like they have Bill Gates money but rents or borrows all of their bling-bling and flashy things. Only to return them as soon as possible to get their deposit back from the rental company.

A person who rents or borrows items to front like he's doing big things. Only to have to return them to the owner after they're done fronting.

Dude not only has a rented Expedition he also has rented rims… That cat is a budget baller.

Sis was at the party fronting with her best friend’s dress on. She’s definitely a budget baller.

That nukka is a budget baller for rocking his boy's whip while he's out of town.

by Brutha Foreal July 1, 2006