sore bellend

When mark t has to much sex

Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend

by Not sam wright January 10, 2018

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

bellend fireball

1. When passing kidney Stones while having an STI

2. A not so good plumbing apprentice

You weren't at the pub Friday? I had a bad case of the Bellend fireballs again....

Gee that apprentice of yours is a real bellend fireball mate...

by Spindle.com August 30, 2024

Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

Bellend

Garry Jones

Garry Jones is a bellend

by Noel j December 22, 2019

Bellend

Get your mind out of the gutter it’s a village in England

I’m from bellend

by FP.27 August 16, 2022

Bellend

A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug

You have a pretty bellend

by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022