roast beef curtains

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

by Jay E. Griffin April 01, 2008

Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 07, 2009

Roast Beef Curtains

Extra long and dark labias resembling curtains made of roast beef.

Her roast beef curtains covered her sweet massive yeast cabinet.

by Jose85 October 22, 2006

Hanging beef Curtains

Big Fat Floppy pussy lips that hang down when you are licking a birds pussy.

I met a bird the other night and she was really dirty. I couldnt wait to get a taste of her frazzle bag but when I got her knickers off she had hanging beef curtains, her pussy lips were huge and hung down to her knees!!!

by Bigted1970 January 06, 2012

saucy beef curtains

the pussy of an aroused woman

Saucy beef curtains, mmmmmmmm mm ready for anything.

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

roast beef curtain

when a woman has long,floppy pussy lips

Holy shit, did you see that roast beef curtain?

by B514 December 06, 2006

Dusting the beef curtains

This is the term used when a person goes down on a female and decides it would be a good idea to motorboat the vagina, if used on a blue waffle it would be called blueberry jammin

Dusting the beef curtains is: see motorboat, except sub tits for vag

by abmg August 06, 2010