Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.

(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk

by Mr. Beagle October 7, 2023

Flock of beagles

And unusually large pack of small dogs, specifically beagles. Sometimes also called a beagle harem, these packs average in size around 42 members and are known to appear randomly in small and/or secluded locations.

*yap yap yap*
A: Damn bro, flock of beagles your neighbors or what?
B: Nah that's just the holding pen for the asian place on the corner...

by RelativeDynamic September 7, 2012

Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.

You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.

by Quart-a-Milk April 2, 2010

The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024

Beagle

one of a breed of small hounds having long ears, short legs, and a usually black, tan, and white coat.

Lincoln Heights resident Juan Valdivia, 37, cut short his walk around the park with his 7-year-old beagle, Lucy.

by Owen Cerruto April 6, 2023

Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer

That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun

by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021

beagle sniff

When you sniff a beagles arse and the sensation instantly makes you blow your load

I just beagle sniffed my friends dog

by schnivvyfwee January 22, 2015