Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.
Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you
by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021
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Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.
You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.
by Quart-a-Milk April 02, 2010
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Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.
That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!
by Eddieeggs September 22, 2023
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Beagle

When a person titghtens their rectum or sphincter muscle. Best used for anal pleasure
Honey you need to work on your beagle before bed tonight.
by Jman4794 December 03, 2022
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beagle

1. A term used to describe any dog that is beautiful and/or regal in its appearance. Used as a sign of affection.

2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.
1. Did you see Leo playing with his toy this this morning? What a beagle!

2. Charles Darwin's vessel was named the "Beagle", therefore, a smaller yet more maneuverable craft might be named the "Sneaky Beagle".
by Showerpal December 18, 2020
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Beagle

one of a breed of small hounds having long ears, short legs, and a usually black, tan, and white coat.
Lincoln Heights resident Juan Valdivia, 37, cut short his walk around the park with his 7-year-old beagle, Lucy.
by Owen Cerruto April 07, 2023
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Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.
(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk
by Mr. Beagle October 07, 2023
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