Beagle

When a person titghtens their rectum or sphincter muscle. Best used for anal pleasure

Honey you need to work on your beagle before bed tonight.

by Jman4794 December 2, 2022

Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.

That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!

by Eddieeggs September 21, 2023

Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.

(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk

by Mr. Beagle October 7, 2023

Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer

That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun

by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021

beagle

1. A term used to describe any dog that is beautiful and/or regal in its appearance. Used as a sign of affection.

2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.

1. Did you see Leo playing with his toy this this morning? What a beagle!

2. Charles Darwin's vessel was named the "Beagle", therefore, a smaller yet more maneuverable craft might be named the "Sneaky Beagle".

by Showerpal December 18, 2020

Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg

I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears

by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022

Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.

Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you

by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021