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Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.
and then I said…”

Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”
by BillMcGov March 7, 2025
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Beagle

I person who responds to emotions and/or stress by eating (or overeating).
Sorry, I finished the cheesecake. You know I am a Beagle.
by Global Normad September 22, 2020
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Beagle

Hey I had a tough breakup with my last bf, you should get a beagle
by Gay beagle September 19, 2020
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Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.
(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk
by Mr. Beagle October 7, 2023
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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer
That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun
by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021
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Flock of beagles

And unusually large pack of small dogs, specifically beagles. Sometimes also called a beagle harem, these packs average in size around 42 members and are known to appear randomly in small and/or secluded locations.
*yap yap yap*
A: Damn bro, flock of beagles your neighbors or what?
B: Nah that's just the holding pen for the asian place on the corner...
by RelativeDynamic September 7, 2012
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