Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.

(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk

by Mr. Beagle October 7, 2023

Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.

That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!

by Eddieeggs September 21, 2023

Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg

I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears

by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022

Beagle

The best dog for a single gay man.

Hey I had a tough breakup with my last bf, you should get a beagle

by Gay beagle September 19, 2020

Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.

First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"

by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017

The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024

Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.

You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.

by Quart-a-Milk April 2, 2010