1. An infuriatingly stupid and simple-minded person, bent on destroying the faintest inclinations of intelligence by making poor decisions on behalf of others and dooming them all.
2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.
2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.
The Governor of Florida is an assclown and would rather watch it all burn than admit he made a mistake.
The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.
The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.
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John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"
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