The Ballinger Slaughter

An act where you chop your Type 6 Autistic sister’s boobs off and put them in a crockpot and blend the remains. Next, the sister dismembers the guy’s cock and microwaves it for one minute and puts sugar in the tip and have an elongated dinner with your sister while chewing the cock and the boobs

Me and Sophia did the ballinger slaughter.

by Slaughtering User August 11, 2021

Collen Ballinger

That one full grown woman who claims she didn't groom loads of teenagers via the internet, texts and tours/shows even though we have plain evidence. Then makes the shittiest apology known to man with a ukulele. On the bright side, the song got remixed and was pretty catchy.

Person 1: yo did you hear about Collen Ballinger?
Person 2: the one with the ukulele? Oh yeah

by Hellohenlo September 9, 2023

Ferrero Ballcher

When a girl is riding you and either sharts or poops on your balls (either accidentally or on purpose) making them look like the popular chocolate Ferrero Rocher

Bro, she was riding me and gave me a Ferrero Ballcher, I had to toss her off and go shower

by Yota_Dood April 26, 2025